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stinglikeabee) wrote2009-01-10 07:30 pm
stinglikeabee) wrote2009-01-10 07:30 pm
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Mum: Blah blah blah blah feeding the rabbit carrots blah--
Me: What rabbit?
Mum: There's a rabbit.
Me: I heard you; what rabbit?
Mum: Oh, the one I was feeding today.
Me: (struggling to contain anger) What. Rabbit.
Mum: There's one living in the backyard. I gave it carrots and it ate them like this. (Bunny imitation)
Me: Why is there a rabbit in our backyard?
Mum: I think someone dumped it there.
Me: What?
Mum: I think I'm going to sell it to a pet shop.
Me: What? Why would someone throw a rabbit over the fence in the first place? Wait, why do you want to sell it?
Mum: Someone probably didn't want it anymore. What can we do about it, huh?
Me: (half-joking) Eat it?
Mum: No meat. Maybe I'll buy more carrots.
Me: What rabbit?
Mum: There's a rabbit.
Me: I heard you; what rabbit?
Mum: Oh, the one I was feeding today.
Me: (struggling to contain anger) What. Rabbit.
Mum: There's one living in the backyard. I gave it carrots and it ate them like this. (Bunny imitation)
Me: Why is there a rabbit in our backyard?
Mum: I think someone dumped it there.
Me: What?
Mum: I think I'm going to sell it to a pet shop.
Me: What? Why would someone throw a rabbit over the fence in the first place? Wait, why do you want to sell it?
Mum: Someone probably didn't want it anymore. What can we do about it, huh?
Me: (half-joking) Eat it?
Mum: No meat. Maybe I'll buy more carrots.