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stinglikeabee) wrote2009-07-02 03:09 pm
stinglikeabee) wrote2009-07-02 03:09 pm
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Yeah, you hate Twitter.
BUT! Mark Waid and Gail Simone are currently having a Twitter War, and how can you miss that?
ETA!
GailSimone: I DECLARE A TWITTER WAR ON MARK WAID. Everyone must choose a side or be destroyed! And remember, Waid invented HYPERTIME.
GailSimone: A Twitter War has been declared by the forces of good, that is me, against Hitler-loving Mark Waid and his Hypertime Brigade of Jerks.
GailSimone: Simone/Waid Twitter War Fact: Mark Waid's total contribution to Kingdom Come: "Hey! What if that guy had a HAT?"
GailSimone: TWITTER WARS NEWSLINE EXTRA! Gail Simone takes Waid's last remaining gay fan with promise of more naked Catman! "Whu? Buh? Guh?" says Waid!
GailSimone: Mark "Stalin" Waid Overheard At Convention: "There's no bathroom close. Is it okay if I pee on these Will Eisner originals?"
Mark Waid: Simone/Waid Twitterwar FACT: Gail secretly borrows $20 from all her fans. "Just until I can get to an ATM," she lies.
Mark Waid: Simone/Waid Twitterwar fact: Gail cheats by suspending hostilities, then KEEPS GOING. She is my own personal Sinestro.
Mark Waid: Simone/Waid Twitterwar FACT: Simone supports Fan Registration Act. Waid campaigns AGAINST internment camps.
MarkWaid: Simone/Waid Twitterwar FACT: At her first convention visit when she was 12, Simone punched Jack Kirby right in the groin "just because."
MarkWaid: Simone/Waid Twitterwar FACT: @jimlee00 has been absorbed by @GailSimone's propaganda machine. You could be next. Loose Tweets Sink Fleets!
jimlee00: U make it sound like its a bad thing they have tea&crumpets here
GailSimone: Simone/Waid Twitterwar FACT: Mark Waid pays a Thai hooker to dress up like Matter Eater Lad and call him "Mr. Buffet!" TWITTER WAR WHAMMO!
ETA:
MarkWaid: Waid/Simone Twitterwar FACT: Waid declares victory by taking top billing.
GailSimone: Simone/Waid Twitterwar FACT: Simone declares self awesome, pushes over game board, tells mom on Waid.
MarkWaid: Waid/Simone Twitterwar FACT: Waid grounded after phone conversation between mothers, sent to room. Long radio silence predicted.
GailSimone: Who else imagines that Waid has saved that sandwich Jim Lee brought him years ago, and made a little shrine with construction paper hearts?
MarkWaid: @GailSimone Did Jim Lee once bring YOU a sandwich? NO. Oh, crap, NO, I'M NOT ON THE INTERNET, MOM!!
MarkWaid: @GailSimone lets her MOMMY fight her battles FOR her and now I'm NO LONGER ALLOWED TO PLAY ON THE COMPU
LOL! I don't care how it ends, Gail FTW!
BUT! Mark Waid and Gail Simone are currently having a Twitter War, and how can you miss that?
ETA!
GailSimone: I DECLARE A TWITTER WAR ON MARK WAID. Everyone must choose a side or be destroyed! And remember, Waid invented HYPERTIME.
GailSimone: A Twitter War has been declared by the forces of good, that is me, against Hitler-loving Mark Waid and his Hypertime Brigade of Jerks.
GailSimone: Simone/Waid Twitter War Fact: Mark Waid's total contribution to Kingdom Come: "Hey! What if that guy had a HAT?"
GailSimone: TWITTER WARS NEWSLINE EXTRA! Gail Simone takes Waid's last remaining gay fan with promise of more naked Catman! "Whu? Buh? Guh?" says Waid!
GailSimone: Mark "Stalin" Waid Overheard At Convention: "There's no bathroom close. Is it okay if I pee on these Will Eisner originals?"
Mark Waid: Simone/Waid Twitterwar FACT: Gail secretly borrows $20 from all her fans. "Just until I can get to an ATM," she lies.
Mark Waid: Simone/Waid Twitterwar fact: Gail cheats by suspending hostilities, then KEEPS GOING. She is my own personal Sinestro.
Mark Waid: Simone/Waid Twitterwar FACT: Simone supports Fan Registration Act. Waid campaigns AGAINST internment camps.
MarkWaid: Simone/Waid Twitterwar FACT: At her first convention visit when she was 12, Simone punched Jack Kirby right in the groin "just because."
MarkWaid: Simone/Waid Twitterwar FACT: @jimlee00 has been absorbed by @GailSimone's propaganda machine. You could be next. Loose Tweets Sink Fleets!
jimlee00: U make it sound like its a bad thing they have tea&crumpets here
GailSimone: Simone/Waid Twitterwar FACT: Mark Waid pays a Thai hooker to dress up like Matter Eater Lad and call him "Mr. Buffet!" TWITTER WAR WHAMMO!
ETA:
MarkWaid: Waid/Simone Twitterwar FACT: Waid declares victory by taking top billing.
GailSimone: Simone/Waid Twitterwar FACT: Simone declares self awesome, pushes over game board, tells mom on Waid.
MarkWaid: Waid/Simone Twitterwar FACT: Waid grounded after phone conversation between mothers, sent to room. Long radio silence predicted.
GailSimone: Who else imagines that Waid has saved that sandwich Jim Lee brought him years ago, and made a little shrine with construction paper hearts?
MarkWaid: @GailSimone Did Jim Lee once bring YOU a sandwich? NO. Oh, crap, NO, I'M NOT ON THE INTERNET, MOM!!
MarkWaid: @GailSimone lets her MOMMY fight her battles FOR her and now I'm NO LONGER ALLOWED TO PLAY ON THE COMPU
LOL! I don't care how it ends, Gail FTW!
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Chris Claremont still has him beaten on that department!
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