The Gail Simone-everyone else Twitter war continues!

GailSimone: What characters are current creators most like? I say Waid is Willie Lumpkin, Brubaker is Freedom Beast, and Bendis is Dazzler. - 9 minutes ago from web

Me: *chokes on Twizzler*

GailSimone: Grant Morrison is Space Cabbie, Geoff Johns is Beppo, and no one has a clue who Tom Beland is.

Me: Heh.

GailSimone: Devin calls dibs on Nightwing. You back off, Tom Peyer! - 1 minute ago from web

Me: *gasping for air*