I CAN HAS RABIT

Okay. So my mother wasn't making it up. And it does not look to have a vicious streak a mile wide.

What do I do now? It just showed up one day and doesn't belong to the neighbours. Call animal control? Get to a vet? Does it need a house? Food? It seems to be eating leaves around the garden.

HALP!

(Also, I have named the thing Perpetua. Shush.)

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Bloody Perpetua's crawled under the house.

My mum is out there right now shouting at it in three different languages, which I have to admit is slightly amusing. Only slightly because a few minutes ago she was yelling at me in three different languages for spooking the rabbit. Look, I was only walking towards the gate. I had no idea it'd suddenly run out in front of me and dive into the crawlspace. Crap, I hope it's not chewing on anything electrical down there.

Thanks for the helpful tips everyone! I'll be calling animal control and the shelters tomorrow to see what can be done to rehouse the bugger. That is, if bloody Perpetua ever gets out.

ETA: Bloody Perpetua was found in the yard nibbling on a piece of lettuce about twenty minutes later. I then somehow convinced my sister to try and see whether the rabbit will go into the cage. Cue the Elmer Fudd and Bugs Bunny routine. LULZ. Bloody Perpetua is now snuggled in the rosemary bush and said sister has vowed to turn it into rabbit stew tomorrow.