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Mondays are when hopeless singles advertise their lonely social status at the supermarket. Except, you know, I went for a laugh. Not because I needed to do some shopping lest I spend the rest of the week playing Russian roulette with the unlabeled stuff in the freezer, or because I have no one to buy me dinner or anything like that...
Anyways, in between selecting the munchies that'll keep my broke ass satiated during Wondercon, I found a box of Batman Battle Rolls. Or as they're normally known, tie-dye fruit roll-ups.

Battle Rolls. Battle Rolls. Why am I always the last person to find stuff like this?

*glee* Rachel looks awful. Now, on to the putting those Battle Rolls to good use. Unroll one and there'll be four images. Tear the roll up in half to have two teams of good guys and bad guys. To 'fight', challenge a player with your team. The winner will have the higher point score, located on the bottom right of the image.
Trouble is in real life, the images on the roll up are not the easiest to read. It's murky at best, and I can barely tell if I'm looking at Gordon or a smushed up duck with glasses. I did manage to rope my brother into playing with me though.
We started and furiously unrolled but the game stalled when neither of us could read the point score. My brother wanted to slap my half with his, but seeing as how he's *that* kid who licks rather than eats his rollup, I gave up and fell into bed with a sugar headache. Eh, I'm sure it's fun for someone -- just not a twenty something year old who should know better. Still, you know what would have been cool? A Batman rollup tattoo. Oh, yes.
Anyways, in between selecting the munchies that'll keep my broke ass satiated during Wondercon, I found a box of Batman Battle Rolls. Or as they're normally known, tie-dye fruit roll-ups.
Battle Rolls. Battle Rolls. Why am I always the last person to find stuff like this?
*glee* Rachel looks awful. Now, on to the putting those Battle Rolls to good use. Unroll one and there'll be four images. Tear the roll up in half to have two teams of good guys and bad guys. To 'fight', challenge a player with your team. The winner will have the higher point score, located on the bottom right of the image.
Trouble is in real life, the images on the roll up are not the easiest to read. It's murky at best, and I can barely tell if I'm looking at Gordon or a smushed up duck with glasses. I did manage to rope my brother into playing with me though.
We started and furiously unrolled but the game stalled when neither of us could read the point score. My brother wanted to slap my half with his, but seeing as how he's *that* kid who licks rather than eats his rollup, I gave up and fell into bed with a sugar headache. Eh, I'm sure it's fun for someone -- just not a twenty something year old who should know better. Still, you know what would have been cool? A Batman rollup tattoo. Oh, yes.
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